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Dan to Phil "Wait are you sanding Charile's ass again?" Phil "yep"
(Quote #1 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Jan 15, 2008
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Latenite Dave said "Oprah Winfrey is a M.I.L.F" Dan "wait she don't even have kids."
(Quote #2 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Jan 15, 2008
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"Did you hear Dumbledore is gay?" "What?" "Yeah! She published an article and said that he was gay!" "... He's DEAD!" Heather and Jen
(Quote #3 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Nov 1, 2007
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"Dan, is my back and front even" Amy Elliot "Umm, I think so, but don't make any wide turns just to be safe" Dan (Amy was the Mighty Mac for Halloween)
(Quote #4 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Oct 27, 2007
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"Hitler was like a German Rapper." Random Latenite Dave talk
(Quote #5 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Oct 27, 2007
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"I'm not a pervert! If I were a pervert, I'd be out here in a towel right now!" - Phil
(Quote #6 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Oct 27, 2007
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"I'm not terrorizing 6- to 10-year-olds with transvestites!" Cole at the first floor house meeting
(Quote #7 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Oct 27, 2007
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One full bag of chocolate chips and only three people to eat the pancakes! Matty
(Quote #8 of 142)
Posted by Dan on Oct 4, 2007
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"I think I just sprained my a**!" Matty after Toplet
(Quote #9 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Oct 17, 2006
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"I want a pretend boyfriend too!!!" ~of course, Miss Anne =0)
(Quote #10 of 142)
Posted by Scooby on Sep 22, 2006
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"Fortunately I am half black." -Casey
(Quote #11 of 142)
Posted by Casey on Sep 19, 2006
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Anne, "ET! How many girls have you had sex with this semester?" ET, "Talk to my agent" Brett, "I'm sorry but we are not at liberty to divulge such information"
(Quote #12 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 13, 2006
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Anne, "I'm not allowed to study anymore!!" Wendy, "Okay...why?" Anne, "Because I just tried to unlock my room door with the button that unlocks my car!"
(Quote #13 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 13, 2006
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"I don't like my fate! Can I draw another one? Can I have store credit?" - My friend Monica
(Quote #14 of 142)
Posted by James on Sep 9, 2006
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"I can't read numbers this late at night! BUT, I can read Les Miserables!" - Amanda, my friend
(Quote #15 of 142)
Posted by James on Sep 8, 2006
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Alex? Is Battlestar on yet?
(Quote #16 of 142)
Posted by James on Sep 7, 2006
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I AM the dictator!
(Quote #17 of 142)
Posted by James on Sep 6, 2006
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"Look out for Super K!"
(Quote #18 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Sep 6, 2006
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I'm a crazy rabid squirrel!
(Quote #19 of 142)
Posted by James on Aug 23, 2006
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"I just got violated by a hippo! Kyle sat one me!!!" Zach
(Quote #20 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on May 5, 2006
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"You Killed Him!, The Boy Makes You A Sweater Out Of Tears And You Killed Him! - Kyle
(Quote #21 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on May 3, 2006
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"This is where you pee, this is where you have sex, and this is where you poop!" ~Jessica, explaining a girl's anatomy
(Quote #22 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Apr 25, 2006
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"He's the condom fairy!" ~Jessica
(Quote #23 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Apr 25, 2006
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You've been naughty! Time for a spanking!
(Quote #24 of 142)
Posted by Mahria on Apr 25, 2006
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No More Drama!
(Quote #25 of 142)
Posted by Mahria on Apr 25, 2006
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Mark Slade: "Urologist. Aren't they those people who tell the future?" Jessica Ross: "No, those are ASTROLOGISTS!"
(Quote #26 of 142)
Posted by Jessica on Apr 20, 2006
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"Lobster Wars!"- Matty
(Quote #27 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Apr 17, 2006
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"Did I Just Get Bitch Smacked By A Tree?" - Brett
(Quote #28 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Apr 15, 2006
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"I want to sing I Want To Grow Old With You to her... and then watch as she runs away."- Bob
(Quote #29 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Apr 10, 2006
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"Spooner Hall aka Dramaville" - Rosie Palm
(Quote #30 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Apr 3, 2006
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"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk!" - Zach
(Quote #31 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Apr 3, 2006
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"I've Forgotten More About Egg Salad Than You'll Ever Remember!!" - Kyle
(Quote #32 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Apr 2, 2006
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"Well, I got popcorn in my bra." ~ Cara Jo
(Quote #33 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Mar 31, 2006
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Zach: Anyone in the hall a psychology major? Bezzmer: Bob is; look at his shirt!
(Quote #34 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Mar 28, 2006
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Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English? That's unpossible
(Quote #35 of 142)
Posted by Jesse on Mar 10, 2006
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"Bob has bigger boobs than me!"- Wendy
(Quote #36 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Mar 9, 2006
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I like eating, sleeping, and porn~ Bob
(Quote #37 of 142)
Posted by Brett on Mar 9, 2006
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Brett went boom!~Wendy
(Quote #38 of 142)
Posted by Brett on Mar 8, 2006
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"Well, you guys suck."- Wendy "We try."- Bob "You try to suck? Well..."- Wendy
(Quote #39 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Mar 8, 2006
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"SHH! I'm trying to honcentrate!" Cara Jo. "What is honcentration and will I need a towel to clean it up?" Chaz
(Quote #40 of 142)
Posted by Chaz on Mar 5, 2006
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"I think the board is sexy, I want to do it"- Jesse "You need to be hosed down!" -Molly
(Quote #41 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Feb 28, 2006
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Sadism is fun. - The Jesse
(Quote #42 of 142)
Posted by Jesse on Feb 28, 2006
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Sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you don't.
(Quote #43 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Feb 28, 2006
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Everybody in this hall is gay- Scoobie
(Quote #44 of 142)
Posted by Brett on Feb 27, 2006
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Are you in the marshmellow assasination!? - EVERYONE!
(Quote #45 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Feb 27, 2006
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"You don't want sex in the salad bar cuz it makes the ranch taste funny"-Jesse
(Quote #46 of 142)
Posted by Scooby on Feb 25, 2006
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"I've never had an ex, just two mistakes and a best friend"-Jesse
(Quote #47 of 142)
Posted by Scooby on Feb 25, 2006
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"Pizza go boom!"-Brett and Kyle
(Quote #48 of 142)
Posted by Scooby on Feb 25, 2006
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"I love Nsync, I so wanted to do JC"-Jesse "Me too, until I found out he was a boy!"-Kyle
(Quote #49 of 142)
Posted by Scooby on Feb 25, 2006
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"I stole this plate!"- Super K
(Quote #50 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Feb 20, 2006
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"Would I be breaking any school rules if I...say...drilled a hole in my laptop and had sex with it? -Kyle "Well...I don't think it's against the student code, but I'm pretty sure it violates your computer contract lease." -Bezzmer "Yeah. In more ways than one." -Kyle
(Quote #51 of 142)
Posted by Bezzmer on Feb 16, 2006
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"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi!" - Bezzmer talking about Bill Brasky
(Quote #52 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Feb 13, 2006
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"I once saw Bill Brasky scissor kick Angela Landsbury!" - Kyle
(Quote #53 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Feb 13, 2006
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"SOUND HAS FLAVOR!" - Bezzmer
(Quote #54 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Feb 12, 2006
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"How is it possible you're so full of shit?!" ~Anne to Tiny
(Quote #55 of 142)
Posted by Nathan on Feb 8, 2006
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"When I was in the 6th grade, they gave us baby puke mixed with water to clean our lockers." ~Cara Jo
(Quote #56 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Feb 7, 2006
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"My butt deserves its own orchestra." -Tiny
(Quote #57 of 142)
Posted by Bezzmer on Feb 6, 2006
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scooby-"We're just talking about porn." jesse-"Any I've been in, uh seen?"
(Quote #58 of 142)
Posted by Scooby on Feb 2, 2006
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"I don't want to go to heaven. I want to go to Steve.... Steve, where there's a golf course on every corner and a video arcade in every garage."-Bezzmer
(Quote #59 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Jan 30, 2006
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"It's extracurriculariffic!" - Kyle
(Quote #60 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Jan 27, 2006
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"If we're all going to hell, who's driving the bus?"- Bob
(Quote #61 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Jan 23, 2006
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"Clowns melt when you throw water on them."- Brett
(Quote #62 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Jan 22, 2006
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"It just makes me want to grow a blonde mullet and learn to play the saxophone." -Matty on Eddie Money
(Quote #63 of 142)
Posted by Bezzmer on Jan 22, 2006
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"I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!" - Kyle
(Quote #64 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Jan 18, 2006
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"Come on! I have the attention span of a CHIMP!" Brett
(Quote #65 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Jan 5, 2006
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"That's how hardcore I am. I roll with Teddy Grahams and Dew."- Brett
(Quote #66 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Dec 17, 2005
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For a good time dial 1-800-SPOONER-Jeff (skibum)
(Quote #67 of 142)
Posted by Brett on Dec 16, 2005
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"It's not my fault, It's genetical!" - Kyle
(Quote #68 of 142)
Posted by Kyle on Dec 14, 2005
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[Red Wings/Thrashers game tied 6-6, Kyle walks in and looks at the score]Kyle: Touchdown! Brett: They missed the extra point.
(Quote #69 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Dec 14, 2005
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"Never wear a Budweiser hat and a Coors t-shirt! COMMIT!!" Bob
(Quote #70 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Dec 13, 2005
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"Bob is the pimp of Spooner Hall!"- Wendy
(Quote #71 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Dec 11, 2005
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"I died before I could stab you!"- Kyle
(Quote #72 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Dec 10, 2005
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"Don't put your sweaty sticky fingers all over my fluff" ~Chrissy to Bezzmer
(Quote #73 of 142)
Posted by Cara Jo on Dec 8, 2005
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Don't give him anymore caffeine.- Jen K. ET: He acts that way without caffeine.
(Quote #74 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 30, 2005
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"After watching Rudolph, I'm convinced I live on the Island of Misfit Toys."- Bob
(Quote #75 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 30, 2005
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Beware of EVIL RED ROBOTS
(Quote #76 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Nov 23, 2005
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"Bob, you're talking to your hat. It's time to go!"- Wendy
(Quote #77 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 19, 2005
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Bezzmer: Your mom's a psychology professor... of my weiner. Austin: Then she knows why it's sad and depressed!
(Quote #78 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 15, 2005
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Win the game or win the fight, Scooby's getten a hockey boy toy tonight! ~ Brett talking to Scooby
(Quote #79 of 142)
Posted by Brett on Nov 14, 2005
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"I love this milk... it's cold and milky!"- Chrissy
(Quote #80 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 12, 2005
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"There are starving children on Third Street!"- Chrissy
(Quote #81 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 12, 2005
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Bezzmer: Oh god, help us. Bob: I can't help you. Bezzmer: You're not god!
(Quote #82 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 9, 2005
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If it wasnt for stupid people who would we make fun of.- Brett
(Quote #83 of 142)
Posted by Brett on Nov 7, 2005
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"I love the Roman numerals; it makes me feel like I'm at the Super Bowl!"- Matty
(Quote #84 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 4, 2005
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"These rocks suck."- Bob, talking about the rocks along the path up Sugarloaf
(Quote #85 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 2, 2005
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"I have a terminal case of foot-in-mouth disease."-Bob
(Quote #86 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Nov 1, 2005
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Aliesha "Oh God, i'm gonna look so trashy"... Wendy "But you have the attitude to pull it off!"
(Quote #87 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Oct 30, 2005
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"KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!"-Bezzmer
(Quote #88 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Oct 29, 2005
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Bob: So you're screwed. ET: Of course, I was screwed a long time ago.
(Quote #89 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Oct 20, 2005
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"Her only Talent is Boobs!" - Jesse on Anna Kournikova
(Quote #90 of 142)
Posted by Alice on Oct 19, 2005
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"I want to Pimp Slap the Hoe out of her!" - Jesse on a annoying girl in our soc class
(Quote #91 of 142)
Posted by Alice on Oct 19, 2005
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"I want a Hockey player boy toy!!" ~Anne
(Quote #92 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Oct 18, 2005
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"We have the same last name!' ~Cara Jo "So what's your last name?"~Rachel
(Quote #93 of 142)
Posted by Cara Jo on Oct 17, 2005
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"I tried to be cool, but it didnt work" Said by Shawna
(Quote #94 of 142)
Posted by Liz on Oct 16, 2005
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"I'm hetrosexual............right?" ~Cara Jo, questioning her sexuality
(Quote #95 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Oct 15, 2005
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"Thats what you get for dating a trumpet player!"
(Quote #96 of 142)
Posted by Liz on Oct 14, 2005
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"If I was evil dictator of the world; I would have people wrestle in jello."- Jesse
(Quote #97 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Oct 13, 2005
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"Where are my tacos? Do you have my tacos?... My tacos aren't at Taco Bell!"- Kyle
(Quote #98 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Oct 9, 2005
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"I almost got eaten by a turkey this Summer!" Anne
(Quote #99 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Oct 6, 2005
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"Oh that's right, I came here to learn."- Brett
(Quote #100 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Oct 6, 2005
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"Nip-tastic!"- Matty
(Quote #101 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Oct 6, 2005
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"I know how to double-click a mouse!"- Cara Jo
(Quote #102 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Oct 6, 2005
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If you want to make friends in college, hand out candy in class!
(Quote #103 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Oct 5, 2005
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"When I run, my belly makes noises!" ~Kathy
(Quote #104 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Oct 4, 2005
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"why do boys have nipples?" ~ Toney "I dunno, in case they want to become girls." ~Cara Jo "No! To play with!" ~Toney
(Quote #105 of 142)
Posted by Cara Jo on Oct 4, 2005
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"But I just ate chips!" ~Anne on why she couldn't go swimming
(Quote #106 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Oct 3, 2005
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"I was wrestling with my imaginary friend Homer and guess what...HE TOTALY WHOOPED ME! (by one punch!)" ~my son Austin at dinner
(Quote #107 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Oct 1, 2005
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"I didn't think we were allowed to be in the hallway at the same time" ~Brett "Why not?"~Cara Jo "Because you make me look ugly . . er" ~ Brett
(Quote #108 of 142)
Posted by Cara Jo on Sep 29, 2005
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"Did I just give a drunk Canadian a sword?!" ~Chaz in reference to a drunk ET~
(Quote #109 of 142)
Posted by Chaz on Sep 29, 2005
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I would so tap that! Tap Tap Tappity Tap Tap Tap!!! (random sexual quote from) the Jesse
(Quote #110 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Sep 28, 2005
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"Excuse me, Mr. Jerko..." Dennis talking to Matt
(Quote #111 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 26, 2005
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"Matt, you just need a rack like mine!" Jessica
(Quote #112 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 26, 2005
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"Friends, food, and beer; what more could you ask for?"- Wendy
(Quote #113 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Sep 26, 2005
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"Great now my tounge is gonna turn blue and its gonna look like I gave a blow job to a Smurf!" John while eating his ice cream
(Quote #114 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 26, 2005
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"You're the only one I know who celebrates his birthday for a week."- Jenn
(Quote #115 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Sep 25, 2005
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"Guys have two brains and only enough blood to power one of them." ~ John Girton
(Quote #116 of 142)
Posted by Kathy on Sep 24, 2005
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"Guys dont have cooties, we are just stupid." ~ John Girton
(Quote #117 of 142)
Posted by Kathy on Sep 24, 2005
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"I'm not wearing any pants!" ~Cara Jo
(Quote #118 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Sep 24, 2005
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"I just wanna get naked and dance!" ~Cara Jo
(Quote #119 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Sep 24, 2005
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"i used to have two shoes" ~Brett "I have your shoeeeeeee!" ~Kyle (While dancing)
(Quote #120 of 142)
Posted by Cara Jo on Sep 24, 2005
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"Jerko McJerkerson!"- Matty
(Quote #121 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Sep 24, 2005
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"I heard there were mostly females, you pimp!"- Chrissy
(Quote #122 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Sep 24, 2005
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Adam, "Let me escort you back to your room, this is a dangerous place, lots of gangs"...Wendy, "Yeah Chipmunk gangs are pretty dangerous!"
(Quote #123 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 24, 2005
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When we go to Hell, we can so make s'mores! ~Jamey
(Quote #124 of 142)
Posted by Jamey on Sep 23, 2005
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"I almost just creamed my pants" Said by Kathy on her birthday
(Quote #125 of 142)
Posted by Liz on Sep 23, 2005
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"We should trade eyes so that you can see how cool yours are" ~ Cara Jo "Cause you know a mirror won't work" ~Matty
(Quote #126 of 142)
Posted by Cara Jo on Sep 23, 2005
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I'm more of a man then Matt, I have a manly-er wallet and i eat beef jerky! ~Cara Jo
(Quote #127 of 142)
Posted by Cara Jo on Sep 22, 2005
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"I ate the den food... it tastes like burning" - Molly
(Quote #128 of 142)
Posted by Molly on Sep 22, 2005
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"The secretary has a calendar. Good."- Bob "That doesn't mean I know what's going on!"- Anne G.-spoken at Bourbon St. House Government
(Quote #129 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Sep 21, 2005
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"How can they make salt-water taffey in Michigan, don't they need to be near the ocean?" ~Brett "Way to go Brett that was very Jessica Simpson!" ~Anne
(Quote #130 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 20, 2005
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"I'm a whole lot of stupid packed into one man."- Bezzmer
(Quote #131 of 142)
Posted by Bob on Sep 19, 2005
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On Teamwork "It takes 15 people to pitch a tent for only 10 people to fit in it!"- Overheard during Live, Learn, Lead
(Quote #132 of 142)
Posted by Chrissy on Sep 19, 2005
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It's like...one big extended family, all 106 of them. -Wendy
(Quote #133 of 142)
Posted by Chrissy on Sep 19, 2005
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It's not down campus, it's US! -Cara Jo
(Quote #134 of 142)
Posted by Chrissy on Sep 19, 2005
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It makes my thighs quiver with anticipation
(Quote #135 of 142)
Posted by Matty on Sep 18, 2005
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Makes me want to throw my head back and moan
(Quote #136 of 142)
Posted by Matty on Sep 18, 2005
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"Hang in there, jerko!"
(Quote #137 of 142)
Posted by Bezzmer on Sep 18, 2005
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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
(Quote #138 of 142)
Posted by Matty on Sep 16, 2005
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
(Quote #139 of 142)
Posted by Matty on Sep 16, 2005
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Whoever said nothing's impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door
(Quote #140 of 142)
Posted by Wendy on Sep 16, 2005
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You are only as original as your source!
(Quote #141 of 142)
Posted by Kathy on Sep 16, 2005
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We are the Spoonenites!
(Quote #142 of 142)
Posted by Cole on Sep 16, 2005
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